Richard Dupree, an inmate in California State Prison, seems to be the only one with evidence that the Illuminati actually exists–or at least he seems to think so. Dupree claims that a list of artists including Jay Z, Beyoncé, Kanye West, Rihanna and Chris Brown used satellite technology and assistance from federal authorities like the CIA and FBI to spy on him and steal over 3,000 songs from him while incarcerated. Dupree feels that the artists “robbed [him] for hundreds of millions, even billions, in the satellite organization.”

What kind of retribution does Dupree want for this alleged wrongdoing? $2.4 billion.

Oh, and he wants to be released so that he can spend it.

It’ll be interesting to see just how far this one goes.