Yeah. Jay-Z won. He’s married to this beautiful sample of woman and I’m just writing about her. #ThatMomentWhenYouPutThingsInPerspective.

Anyway, my guilty pleasure gets the video treatment and her marketing genius continues to press all the right buttons. Love her or not, Beyonce creates these “you had me, but you don’t anymore” anthems and the public eats them up as if they were the last meal on Earth. Nothing broke needs anything fixed so it makes sense she ran with this single. Another thing, the summer is known as “wedding season,” so using this as a concept for the video is like hanging raw meat over sharks; only this time the sharks are women who dream about walking down the isle one day.

That’s pure f*cking brilliant, I tell you. Somewhere though, Marques Houston is wearing this kicking himself.