Well ain’t this about a bitch. Some stuff you couldn’t make up even if you tried. Being a prosecutor has to be a stressful job. Hell, I remember one time on Law & Order: SVU the the Assistant D.A. had to fake her death because this guy she was attempting to send away for life put a hit out on her. Hell, I was stressed just watching it. Anyway, meet David Schubert. You probably don’t know the guy, but you know of his work.

He is the Las Vegas Deptuy District Attorney who boasts names like Paris Hilton and Bruno Mars to his resume of celebrites he’s prosecuted against ultimately getting them slapped with cocaine possession. Now it turns out he is in some trouble with the law. For what you ask? Nope, not domestic battery. Not, not soliciting a prostitute either. Schubert was booked and released from Clark County Detention Center for possession of cocaine. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, right?

The only thing more embarrassing than this would have to be if he was going to meet an underage kid and Chris Hansen slid from behind the curtains asking him to “take a seat.”

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