Top 10 #KanyeJobTitles Tweets
by Karen
This week, G.O.O.D Music mastermind Kanye West has been on a media blitz, dropping gems with The Breakfast Club, Sway In The Morning, and The Angie Martinez Show in hopes to give listeners another chance to solve the method behind his ranting madness.
Granted, this should be a time for us to take him seriously (I mean, that’s why he’s upset, right?) and absorb some knowledge from the visionary-slash-creative. But as always, this has left the Twitterverse no choice but to have a little fun with it.
We’re pretty sure the “Tupac of Product,” may not be too amused, but here’s a list of the top ten #KanyeJobTitles that kept us laughing. –Lauren Gaspard
I am the Olivia Pope of buying you a book as a present and then reading it before I give it to you #KanyeJobTitles
— Danielle Evans (@daniellevalore) November 27, 2013
You help whether they want you to or not RT @youngsinick I am the Lil’ Mama of helping the elderly cross the street. #kanyejobtitles
— Zindzi F. Baby (@MissZindzi) November 27, 2013
I’m the Sugar Ray Robinson of Strip Club Scholarships. #KanyeJobTitles
— Mal (@inf) November 27, 2013
I’m the Rosa Parks of putting my hair in a ponytail holder and folding it over to make it look like a bun, but nah #kanyejobtitles
— Jamilah Lemieux (@JamilahLemieux) November 27, 2013
I’m the Black Dynamite of ideas and the Napoleon Dynamite of executing them. #kanyejobtitles
— Jason Mair (@BetterOffBitter) November 27, 2013
My iphone case is the Flava Flav of Phone Protection #kanyejobtitles
— don (@donwill) November 27, 2013
I’m the Derrick Rose of leaving, coming back for a hot minute, then leaving again. #kanyejobtitles
— Thomas Maddin (@MaddinLines) November 27, 2013
I am the Joseline Hernandez of public speaking #kanyejobtitles
— Jae Saunders (@MotiJAEtional) November 27, 2013
I am the Serena Williams of booty modeling. #kanyejobtitles
— Shugah (@Shugah) November 27, 2013
I’m the Michael Jordan of not throwing up after I drink. (cc: @crochetkingpin) #kanyejobtitles
— ⚜Jasmean Saintrell⚜ (@CuntryJasmine) November 27, 2013
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