It’s really laughably easy to get a reaction out of Chris Brown — especially if you’re famous. On Tuesday, it was talk show host Wendy Williams and blogger Perez Hilton who ended up in Brown’s crosshairs, as Hilton appeared on Williams’ show to discuss Brown’s recent admission that he’d lost his virginity at age 8.

Hilton didn’t actually say anything all that offensive about Brown… except, maybe, that he has a disease. “His disease is he has half a brain,” Hilton joked. “I don’t say that to be mean!”

Brown responded to Hilton’s jabs via Twitter, writing, “Thanks for the publicity. Your insecurities are manifested by your hatred. Princess Perez and wicked witch Wendy.” He also called them “flunkies,” and summed up his feelings thusly:
Ooooh, a menstruation diss! Hitting hard there, Chrissy!

Brown also tweeted and deleted the following, which seems to suggest that he’s not actually retiring early as he’d previously promised hinted: “Who cares. It’s old.. Your old.. Im not going anywhere… Face it and live with yourself.”

Below, check out Hilton’s completely tame appearance on The Wendy Williams show.